Wibbly-Wobbly-Timey-Wimey
No Pun Intended from The Last Of Us (Great game btw… I am mean seriously you should try it out ;) )
  • "It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope. It’ll still be stationary."
  • "What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware."
  • "What did they use to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."
  • "I walked into my sister’s room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
  • "A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."
  • "What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."
  • "What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
  • "3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates."
  • "People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow…" (Ellie comments "Too soon…")
  • "I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
  • "I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • "You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.
  • "What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"
  • "A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."
  • "I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and it’s impossible to put down."
  • "It’s not that the guy didn’t know how to juggle… he just didn’t have the balls to do it."
  • "I’m glad I know sign language. It’s become quite handy."
  • "I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."
  • "When a clock is hungry… It goes back four seconds."
  • "I once heard a joke about amnesia… But I forget how it goes."
  • "When the power went out at the school… The children… were de-lighted."
  • "Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy."
  • "The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."
  • "I didn’t have the faintest idea… as to why I passed out."
  • "There was once a crossed-eyed teacher… who had issues controlling his pupils."
  • "Diarrhea is hereditary… It runs in your genes."
  • "I heard two peanuts walk into a park… One was as-salted."
  • "What is a pirate’s favorite letter? Tis’ the c."
  • "Those two men drinking battery acid will soon be charged."
  • "The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large."
  • "I’m inclined…to be laid back."
  • "Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy."
  • " The Magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out."
  • " A criminal`s best asset… is his lie-ability."
  • " I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He is lucky it was a soft drink."
  • "What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless."
  • "What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder!"
@johnmayer: Cool to be on the cover of The New Order magazine this month… Highly esoteric #visvim talk but if that’s your thing, you’re gonna be psyched.
@johnmayer: Cool to be on the cover of The New Order magazine this month… Highly esoteric #visvim talk but if that’s your thing, you’re gonna be psyched.
scottmckeon:

Photo by Alex Board

scottmckeon:

Photo by Alex Board

laracroftreborn:

For those who have not heard, Crystal Dynamics have announced today at GamesCom that the sequel to 2013’s TOMB RAIDER will be released exclusively for Microsoft’s XboxOne. Here is a link below to a growing petition pleading for a change in direction. Did you plan on purchasing Rise of the Tomb Raider for Xbox One, Playstation 4 or PC? As it stands now, you will only be able to play if you own an Xbox One. 
Sign below to try and change that:
https://www.change.org/petitions/square-enix-and-crystal-dynamics-rescind-the-arrangement-to-publish-rise-of-the-tomb-raider-exclusively-on-xbox-one-2

laracroftreborn:

For those who have not heard, Crystal Dynamics have announced today at GamesCom that the sequel to 2013’s TOMB RAIDER will be released exclusively for Microsoft’s XboxOne. Here is a link below to a growing petition pleading for a change in direction. Did you plan on purchasing Rise of the Tomb Raider for Xbox One, Playstation 4 or PC? As it stands now, you will only be able to play if you own an Xbox One. 

Sign below to try and change that:

https://www.change.org/petitions/square-enix-and-crystal-dynamics-rescind-the-arrangement-to-publish-rise-of-the-tomb-raider-exclusively-on-xbox-one-2

sourlikeseventeen:

Bear’s Den Holy Trinity ChurchLeeds Friday 1st November 

orphan black meme: 4/7 characters

«In Ukraine, I was police detective. I shot many criminals. Then, I was brilliant scientist, but I quit to be with my family. Divorced. After rehab drinking problems. But now, I am with my sestra, having adventures»

360 Magazine: Gabrielle Aplin Covers “I’m Only Sleeping” by The Beatles 

sammyroenfeldt:

One of my favs from my shoot with Gabrielle Apline for Highlight Magazine. Issue is FREE to read at http://www.highlightmagazine.net/
Photograph by Sammy Roenfeldt
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sammyroenfeldt:

One of my favs from my shoot with Gabrielle Apline for Highlight Magazine. Issue is FREE to read at http://www.highlightmagazine.net/

Photograph by Sammy Roenfeldt

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